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Top Ten Gargoyles Action Figures
- Middle aged Golaith with bear belly action!
- Netdweeb Lexington- watch him rack up a huge bill on AOL!
- never ending stomach Broadway
- No-Neck Brooklyn (whoops...it's already out)
- Matt Bluestone with plothole acessories
- couch potato Hudson action-less figure
- Maternity leave Fox (nuff said)
- Jalapenio screaming Goliath
- Coldstone bookholders
and the number one upcoming gargoyle figure: - PMS DEMONA with nagging action (this isnt exactly a pretty sight)
Top Ten April fools jokes on Gargoyles
- Give broadway a toy gun and have him walk into Elisa's Apartment
- Make Macbeth watch Highlander 2: The Quickening
- stick Icy-Hot in Xanatos's exo-suit
- Lock up Demona in a day care center
- install Salad shooters on Hyena and Jackal
- downloading "Pac-man" inside Coldstones head
- show Brooklyn his action figure
- Give Talon and the mutates jobs as Extras in the next WING COMMANDER game
- Put Broadway in the local Jenny Craig
and the number one April fool joke: - Give demona a barney doll
Top 10 match ups I'd like to see:
- Xanatos in gargoyle power armor vs. Batman
- the Pack vs. Power rangers
- Demona vs. Ripley (aliens)
- Duncan or Conner MacLeod vs. Macbeth
- Golaith vs. the Preditor
- Puck vs. Q
- Owen vs. Alfred (actualy i doubt it if they would fight,more like gripe about their employers "Habits")
- Brooklyn vs. Spiderman
- The Gargs vs. Ninja Turtles (Cowabunga!Jalpenia!)
and the number one Match-up: - Fox Mulder vs. Matt Bluestone (another non-battle,they would hang out at a coffee shop and talk about conspircies and the paranormal)
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