Thailog's Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Plusses About Being Me:

10. I'm dating this chick, she's immortal, into heavy weapons, genocide and world domination...
9. If we break up, I've got a new girlfriend already cloned...
8. I never have to worry about getting grey hair.
7. I'm much more suave than my father.
6. "Sevarius! Do something else ethically questionable!"
5. $20 Million. No Taxes. Nuff said.
4. I'm evil.
3. "Rush hour traffic? Oh, I don't drive... (grin)"
2. You should hear that Maza woman when I prank call her!
1. Demona, well... *you know*! (blush)

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Worst Ten things about being me:

10. I can't find Grecian Formula *anywhere*!
9. "Well... do I *have* to be there to open the account?"
8. I'm greedy, deceitful and lecherous. Oh well...
7. My "clan" consists of half-witted, warped clones who have difficulty using verbs.
6. I thought of the name "Nightstone, Unlimited." Sheesh.
5. "Curses! Foiled again!"
4. I'm evil.
3. I might be dead.
2. I keep wanting to ask Demona how I, y'know... rate against Goliath...
1. "Yes, I *know* I have my father's eyes!"

Thailog