Mark's Top Ten List
Top Ten Reasons Xanatos Can't win:
- He's up against creatures who represent goodness and wholesomenss
- It's hard for a ex-con to plan world domination and keep parole
- An expectant father has soooo many responsibilties
- The Illuminati haven't sent him that chapter yet in the book
- Owen keeps undermining him so he can plan his own coup
- Xanatos got windows 95
- Three words: bad hair day
- Those darn replacement robots cost a arm and a leg....
- His henchmen are what shall we say, losers
and the number one reason Xanatos can't win: - Patrick Stewart would not approve
Mark Geary