Larry's Top Ten Lists
Top Ten Nicknames For Xanatos
- "Beardy-man"
- "Hey! You with the ponytail!"
- "Dave! Dave-a-rino! Dave-a-ruskie! The Dave-meister!"
- "Bastard."
- "X"
- "Monkey boy" (you had to have been there...)
- Xanatos with an X, not a Z, but an X" (hmmm... too obscure?)
- "David 'Call Me Anything, Just Don't Call Me Late For World Domination' Xanatos"
- "Xanatos, Xanatos, bo-Banatos, banana-fana, fe, fi, fo-Fanatos..." (sing
along, you know the words)
and the number one nickname for Xanatos: - "Number One" :)
Top Ten Reasons To Watch "Gargoyles"
- It's either that or reruns of "Saved by the Bell"
- Dispels the rumors that Johnathan Frakes' career is dead :)
- The theme song makes me wanna rock and roll all nite
- Two words: Owen Burnett
- "Deanna, Demona. Demona, Deanna."
- Only place on TV to find buff gargoyle babes in shredded outfits!!!
- "Hey pa! Lookit them funny-lookin' flyin' critters!"
- Gargoyles, gargoyles, everywhere gargoyles!
- Forget Ross and Rachel, let's hear it for Fox and Xanatos
and the number one reason for watching "Gargoyles": - Allows Disneys to further tighten its grip on the impressionable minds of the North American viewing public
Top Ten Gargoyle Pick-up Lines
- "Is that the Phoenix Gate in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
- "Hey, nice tail"
- "Remember me? I used to be in Star Trek..."
- "I can stay hard all day long" (a tad vulgar, yes, I know, but it's a jungle out there...)
- "You know what they say about guys with large wingspans..."
- "What's your sign?"
- "How'd you like to debut ON Broadway" (I'm a bad, bad man...):)
- "This is New York, you could do a lot worse"
- "What's a nice stone-by-day-warrior-by-night like you doing in a place like
this?"
and the number one Gargoyle pick-up line: - "They don't call me Goliath for nothing" :)
Top ten Owen pet peeves
- Rock itch
- When Mr Xanatos accidently calls me "Smithers"
- That guy who looks exactly like me only with black hair
- The fact that it's only a matter of time before I'm turned into a genetic mutation of some kind
- My funky hairstyle :)
- People who say I sound a lot like Brooklyn
- People who say I sound a lot like the Magus
- People who say I sound a lot like Jeff Bennett
- The fact that I'd always wanted to be a lumberjack...
and the number one Owen Burnett pet peeve: - The fact that the show is called "Gargoyles" and not "Owen" - Disney bastards...
Larry