Joshua's Top Ten List

Top Ten Uses for a gargoyle during the day:

10. Really trendy coat-hangers.
9. Pigeon target practice.
8. Life-size action figures that "come alive!"...really...
7. Reinventing the "pet rock" craze.
6. Fountain ornaments (I can just picture Goliath spewing a stream of water in the park.)
5. Econo-sized paperweights!
4. Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Gargoyles!
3. Crash-test dummies.
2. Artsy sculptures (The Demona Lisa!...groan...)
1. Michelangelo's "Goliath"! (Get it... David and Goliath...that's irony for ya!)

Joshua Schwartz