"William's Quarryhammer"

To the song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" by The Beatles,
Lyrics by Tanika

Maza was a cop
Worked at nights and did her job,
finding crooks to foil
On the graveyard shift she encountered
Gar-go-oy-les
William Pennywicks,
dad of two boys, ten and six
Calls to antagonize
"I heard that you're one of those people
who sympathize...."
When Castaway tells Bill where she lives,
He breaks into her home

*BANG! BANG!*
William's Quarryhammer
Came down on her head
*BANG! BANG!*
William's Quarryhammer made sure she was dead

Back at work again
Billy is a jerk again
Castaway's annoyed
Calls him down to see what's the problem,
but Bill turns mean
He asks Castaway
"What's the point here anyway?
I hate your killing sprees"
Jon replies, "If s just how it must be,
So,oh,oh,oh"
But when he says to Bill "you're dismissed"
Bill remains behind

*BANG! BANG!*
William's Quarryhammner
Came down on his head
*BANG! BANG!*
William's Quarryhammer made sure he was dead

Margot Yale is there
Prosecuting with a flair
For garg-related crimes
"He was one more Quarryman lackey"
Oh, oh, oh, oh
To one side his sons
Wearing hidden Quarryguns
Yell he must go free
The judge does not agree
And he tells them so, oh, oh, oh

But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

*BANG! BANG!*
William's Quarryhammer
Came down on his head
*BANG! BANG!*
William's Quarryhammner made sure he was dead

Quarryhammer...
Bang bang....