"Preston Vogel's not my double"

To the song "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson,
Lyrics by Paul F.

(Imagine Owen Burnett grabbing his crotch, kicking his legs out and moonwalking, and the Weird Sisters are singing backup)

He was more like Oberon, as dull as could be
I didn't care if he mindedy
Now I am the one
Who is dull, and a bore, in New York

Yes, now I am the one
Who is dull, and a bore, in New Yorky

I heard he was Preston Vogel, and I had never been
And I saw I had a chance to become like him, so I figured, why not
Be so dull, and a bore, in New York

Titania always told me, be careful what you do,
Don't go around messing with human's heads
And Titania always told me, be careful who you ask,
They might make you work for them, even for a lifetime.

Preston Vogel's not my double
He's just a guy that I am imitating
I just made myself more dull.
He doesn't know what I've done
But I am not Vogel's clone

Now I've been banished from Avalon, for a quite long time
But who can care, I help David with his scheming plans
I'm so dull, and a bore, but I help

So take my strong advice
And remember to obey Oberon

I train his baby till half past three
And Fox looks at me, she holds up the child and his eyes are like mine
Just a sign, that he's fey, nothing else

Titania always told me, be careful what you do,
Don't go around, messing with gargoyle's heads
But I didn't pay attention, and look what Demona's become
I guess habit was to blame, now she's trying to end the human race

Preston Vogel's not my double
He's just a guy that I am imitating
I just made myself more dull.

Preston Vogel's not my double
He's just a guy that I am imitating
I just made myself more dull

I'm just imitating
I just made myself more dull

I'm just imitating
I just made myself more dull

Preston Vogel's not my double
He's just a guy that I am imitating
I just made myself more dull

I'm just imitating
I just made myself more dull

I'm just imitating

Just made myself more dull

I'm just imitating

Preston Vogel's not my double
Preston Vogel's not my double
Preston Vogel's not my double
Preston Vogel's not my double
Preston Vogel's not my double
Preston Vogel's not my double