"Thailog's Song"

To the song "Troll Hall" by Leslie Fish,
Lyrics by Batya "The Toon" Levin

(a variant of the original)

I am strong, I am tall, and I go where I win
And I love a good brawl, and I love a good kill,
And that's all I hold true in this whole world of lies,
Damn its heart, damn its guts, damn its eyes.

O two fathers made me as my third father's clone
They had plans for my use - I had plans of my own!
From one's frame I grew strong, from one's wit I grew wise,
Damn their hearts, damn their guts, damn their eyes.

I forge chains of intrigue, I make fine tools of war
I shall stalk through your hold, I shall take every door
I shall drag down my foes, I shall laugh at their cries
Damn their hearts, damn their guts, damn their eyes.

I'll pit friend against foe, your frail peace I'll destroy
See me now. Father dear, aren't you proud of your boy?
To my tune you'll all dance, to the end I've devised,
Damn your hearts, damn your guts, damn your eyes!