"Midsummer Night"
To the song "Summer Nights" from "Grease",
Lyrics by Merlin Missy
(Oberon) Summer schemm', had me a blast
(Titania) Summer schemm', happened so fast
(Oberon) Had a knight, belonged to me
(Titania) A little boy, cute as can be
(Together) Summer days driftin' away, to oh-oh, midsummer night
(Female Fay) Tell me more, tell me more, did you say your good-byes'?
(Male Fay) Tell me more, tell me more, what'd you put in her eyes?
(Titania) I got tired, slept for an hour
(Oberon) Told the Puck to fetch me a flower
(Titania) I woke up, saw Him in the grass
(Oberon) She woke up in love with an ass
(Together) Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh that midsummer night
(Male Fay) Tell me more, tell me more, like how they got it on
(Female Fay) Tell me more, tell me more, how you fooled Oberon
(Oberon) Followed them all through the night
(Titania) He was watchin', I made it look right
(Oberon) I went in, asked for the goods
(Titania) He took the bait like I hoped he would
(Together) Summer fling don't mean a thing, but uh-oh that midsummer night
(Female Fay) Tell me more, tell me more, when were things put to right?
(Male Fay) Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?
(Oberon) She got angry - she found what I'd done
(Titania) He got angry - the boy wasn't the one
(Oberon) She fussed and fumed at all mortal men
(Titania) He threw a fit, out-tricked again
(Together) Summer light, king and queen fight, but uh-oh that midsummer night
(Male Fay) Tell me more, tell me more, did you show her her place?
(Female Fay) Tell me more, tell me more, did you laugh in his face?
(Titania - slower) I couldn't hold him, I set him free
(Oberon) So I told her "Learn humility."
(Titania) Then we loosed our wedding vow
(Oberon) Wonder what she's doin' now
(Together) Summer dreams ripped at the seams, but oh, that midsummer night
(All) Tell me more, tell me more.