"Chromosomes"

To the song "Kodachroine" by Paul Simon,
Lyrics by Patrick Toman

(as sung by Dr. Sevarius)

When I think back
On all that crap
I learned in med school
It's a wonder
I got here at all
You see, my lack of basic ethics
Hasn't hurt me none
I'm the richest doctor of them all

Chromosomes
They give us genetic structures
They give us the genes to plunder
Made up of endless strands of DNA (oh yeah)
I got a nice blood sample
I think I'll place it in the flask
I'm gonna mutate some chromosomes today

I you took all the clones I grew
'Fore last October
And brought them all together for one night
I know they'd never match
my strange and twisted vision
'Cause I've got bigger plans, you see, tonight

Chromosomes
They give us genetic structures
They give us the genes to plunder
Made up of endless strands of DNA (oh yeah)
I got a nice blood sample
I think I'll place it in the flask
I'm gonna mutate some chromosomes today

Gonna mutate some chromosomes today...

(repeat and fade)